GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more then just observing. It's a whole vibe. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went soaring into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a comic book. And th